You see, Jeremy and Britt were still carrying on their little tradition of getting each other back and it was Jeremy's turn. He wanted to do something really good and Britt did goad him on about being original. So, with the help of Me and Ashley (and, of course, Santa) we planned the best activity.
First of all, Santa sent Britt's present earlier than the rest. It was an Ipod touch 5th gen. Jeremy wrapped it in a whole roll of duck tape. (The box it came in, not the ipod. I would have hung him from the rafters if he did that!)
We placed it in a lock box and hung it from the rafters in the crawl space above the house. He then attached a rock to a clue and then wrapped it in the lock box package and put it under the tree, to be lost until Christmas day.
Christmas morning the last present to be opened was the package. And this is what it said.
The first clue-
Your
present, Dear Brittany, is a different kind.
One for
you and one for another.
For
Cousin Jeremy asked for something too.
And
Santa loves to make everyone happier.
Your
gift is somewhere near
Close
to where you sit.
Go look
around and search for something
That once
a year I fit.
It’s
cold and dark and I get a chill just thinking of this place
But
then it’s hot and hits the spot and puts some color in my face.
HaHaHa… Jeremy is not quite done.
He
likes to watch you squirm.
This
next clue is somewhere
a bit
more long-term.
It’s
dirty, messy, and very dusty.
Your
dad should fix it soon.
And it
is full of things not used as much
And
there is a great view of the moon.
So
proud of you, my dear!
You are
getting close.
The
next clue is somewhere where
You
love to smile and pose.
You
gaze and gaze, looking on
And
primp yourself up sweet
And
underneath I sit, waiting patiently for you to meet.
Super
job so far, my darling Britt
Jeremy
would be so proud.
This
next clue is getting cold
And
somewhere not so loud.
Ice
cream, chicken, and pudding pops
Are all
around, you see.
Cold
pizzas, Turkeys, and popsicles
Are
dying to be free.
Very
good dear girl, but I am not quite done just yet.
For
Jeremy wants to laugh the last because of your cute bet.
Now go
to the place where Jeremy sat not too long ago.
The
place where he would look down and smile
Joey’s
favorite place to go.
Up you
go, don’t be shy, just think carefully
Of A
special gift to you from me
Wrapped
lovingly by sweet Jeremy.
She finally figured this one out when Joey piped up that he wishes he could play in the crawl space above the house. And then Britt had to get a ladder and get herself up there, and it was still dark! Attached to the lock box was a math equation that opened it up. Britt does not do math so this was not good!
Finally she opened it up to find duct tape. Ten minutes later, cursing Jeremy the whole time, she got down to the box and found her ipod! It was a fun adventure and Jeremy did it again! The bet continues on till next time!
(And I get none of the blame! Life is sweet!!!)
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